What is up? Me? Well, I was disconnected from the world, from the internet that is. One name, two adresses, from which at one's somebody, mysteriously hadn't payed the service, so everyone got disconnected. No worry, problem solved in the end.
But let's get down to some serious business. Guys, how many times you couldn't say something so good, to hook a girl in a bar? Or girls, how many times guys came to you with some lame yakkety-yak? Well, Sperman is here, with some nice, funny, twisted words, ready to make your sex life better.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "TO DO" List!
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, substract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over you.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.. My Jaw!!!
When God made you, he was showing off.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
Hey, do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raisin' cocks.
Wanna come up for some sex and pizza? ... What's the matter, you don't like pizza?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
Hi, my name's .......... You better remember it, 'cause you'll be screaming it later!!
Actually, no! Probably some of them won't work, you'll get a smack in the face, 'cause most of the girls would say that you're superficial, chauvinist, a big mother*****r. But hey, reading it, and having a smile or a laugh on it is not a crime.
Be more creative, maybe sensible and funny. Do not annoy women too much, or you might end up like this:
Don't hate the player, hate the game. Nice talking to y'all!